Friday, September 10, 2010

Another Vacation!!!! 'does the snoopy dance'

Hello fellow pupsters and the people they own!

I'm excited cause I gets to go on another vacation to Pigeon Land! And that means I gets to see lots of Mama and an occasional pigeon or two (although the other two times I've been there I have yet to see the place where all the pigeons live) I also gets to see my bestest human Aunty in the world, Chrissy.

Mama's packing, which if the truth be known, always makes us pups a little jittery and insecure. It's like, hey don't forget me sitting over here looking all adorable and loving.

Later loving doggies and doggy lovers! I gots stuff to pack. Can't rely on Mama to do it all! 'wink'


Sunday, August 22, 2010

I've Been A Busy Huma-Dox!

Hewo my canine buds!

I've been a busy little pooch this summer. Vacationing, getting spoiled and pampered by my Mama and other human friends.

I've even vacationed again since my last blog! WHEWWW! What's a privileged pooch to do?! NO spare time to visit my online peeps, my twitter account or email.

I'm not complaining though! I loves my new life with my Mama and other human good people! Planning another vacation to Pigeon World next month!

YIPPEEEE, 'does the snoopy dance'

Still haven't seen any of those darn pigeons though. Oh yeah, for those that really need to know what a Huma-Dox is....'shrugs shoulders' well that's ME. A human dachshund!

Loves to my little canine buddies. Later loving doggies and doggie lovers!

"Ruf Ruf" May all you canine-rs have a great summer vacation and be pampered like the special huma-pups you are!

Saturday, May 29, 2010

Vacations for Pooches? What does it all mean?

    Hello fellow pooches and poochie lovers! I'm little blue riding hood, ahem, but I'm not complaining although I'm not quite sure what all this head gear fuss is all about.....

All I know is I'm goin' on a vacation with Mama! YUPEEEEE! YIPPPYYYYY!     and again I don't know what all the fuss is about....

BUT one thing I've discovered what makes Mama happy..... makes me HAPPY!

I gets new clothes, my own suitcase and I'm ready to emBARK on a new adventure! And I gets to check me out some pigeons in PIGEON FORGE, TN!

Not sure about that fuss either but I hear a lot of people go there to see em!

This will be my first vacation ever. I'm excited! 'does the snoopy dance' I'll blog of my adventures when I return!

Later...... loving doggies and doggy lovers!

Saturday, April 10, 2010

Getting the hang of this blog thing, ahem

Sorry for my prolonged absence. I'm just trying to polish up on my typing skills. You see I have fat paws. I know 'hangs head' I can't help it. It is a burden I must bear and as a result it makes it a tad difficult to type just one letter at a time. Trust me some of my practice lessons have looked rather confusing. In fact I'm sure I've made up a few words but Mama doesn't buy it.

But practice has paid off! I'm not only an official 'Google pup' and Blogster extraordinaire, but I'm now a star and Mama has provided a sample of my most embarrassing bathing moments. No longer am I unloved and unwanted by my original owners.

Now I'm all that, Alpha dog, Top dog.

I'm loved, appreciated and right at home with my new family and especially my little bobo. I loves me bobo pooches!

And now for some laughter at my expense, ahem. Mama says it's all in fun cause I'm so darn lovable and cute. So I have to agree. Now for my feature films, coming to a blog site near you.

My first feature film - Bath Time With Abbey.

It became so popular I created a sequel with Mama's help of course. My paws couldn't hold the camera AND direct the film content.

The sequel - Bath Time With Abbey Revisited. I had an embarrassing moment as most of you doggies can attest to. Flatulence isn't just for humans you know.

Bath Time With Abbey

Bath Time With Abbey Revisited

All this fame has made me tired. I shall return at a later date. In the meantime let me entertain you!

Later loving doggies and doggie lovers!


Saturday, March 6, 2010

Allow me to introduce myself......

I'm Abigail MacIntyre. But you can call me Abbey. I found Mama just last week. I'm a rescue dachshund, but I'll tell my tail in a later blog. First things first. I wish I had met Shelby MacIntyre. I feel privileged to be named after her and from what I've already learned she was the most perfect dachshund of my kind.

I will do my best to be at least half as perfect as Shelby was and I just hope Mama can find it in her heart to love me at least half as much as she did her baby.

I feel tired now so I shall end my post for now. I feel special though, especially being able to share a blog site with Shelby the Princess Pooch.

I shall coin a phrase from my buddy, later loving doggies and doggy lovers!


In Memory of My Precious Pooch "Shelby"

Sunday, January 24, 2010

Back to my fun Christmas visit with Chrissy and Mama!

I had such a good time in Alabama meeting up with Mama's friend, Chrissy. So I just had to share another blog of my adventures in BAM land. I mean BAMA land. Whatever that means.

I was rather perplexed that there was no room service for dogs. But Mama assured me there was no room service for humans either, so I quickly got over my silent tantrum.

Mama made sure I had my heater, bedding and blankets to keep me warm. It unnerved me a little to find that we had a hot-natured human among us, but at Mama's insistence the air quality and temperature didn't freeze my little bones at all.

Our last night, we went on a tour of the hotel. I was hot stuff prancing around the building until Mama insisted that I become part of the Christmas decorations in the lobby area. Look closely at the bottom of the tree. It's a bird, a plane, no a Christmas doxie!

For some reason I tend to be the entertainment, but it gets me more attention and sometimes extra treats. So I just grin and bear it!

Later, loving doggies and doggy lovers!

PS - a very special shout out to my birthday friend, Chrissy! I loves you! Happy Barkday!

Monday, January 18, 2010

Breaking News: Apalled at ABC's slander of me my Mama and my fellow dachshunds

NOT happy to start the new year off with hearing the awful exposure in the media from ABC's Private Practice. I may not be able to speak up for myself, but I can blog, tweet and love my owner unconditionally, which is more than some humans have the capacity to do.

I don't ask for much but my Mama to pamper me, occasional strangers to give me treats, my grandparents to feed me from the table when my Mama isn't looking, ahem, okay that last one...well I think Mama just found out. Anyway, I'm a loving, devoted companion to my Mama. I love kids, my stuffed animals. My first friend was a cat, but I digress.

Some writer/s decided to disgrace my breed.


So, I've been known to eat poo, I shall call it. But I don't eat it now and haven't for some time, such as was portrayed on that intolerant show. I also do love my Mama and I'm not self-centered and focused solely on myself, but of course if anyone else wants to be, that's cool with me, just sayin.'

I AM NOT FILTHY nor are any of my fellow canines, regardless of their breed.

Why, ABC, would you portray me and my fellow dachshund brethern and sisters as immoral walks of life, which you weren't far from calling us?

You think I eat poo? I think you're full of it and I should know. I'm the expert on that particular subject, right? Leave my Mama alone and any other rightful doxie owner. They are not desperate for attention, but perhaps YOU are!

For those that do not know what I'm ranting about, check out the youtube video entitled, Dachshunds poop. It will disgust you as I hope it has enough owners to protest the uncalled for slam against the dachshund nation.

Find something better to write about or get off the air! And if you don't like it then you can eat poo!

Later doggie lovers and loving doggies! Stay tuned for my next excursion, a continuation of my fun times with my new pal, Chrissy.

Sunday, January 3, 2010

I will return to my Christmas & New Year's Update at a later date, ahem. On to the most important of trips first!

Greetings from Tuscaloosa, Alabama!

At least that's where I was and the place I will comment on in my current blog. Ahem, I got to finally meet Mama's friend, Chrissy.

I loves her, she my friend. I put my doggie stamp of approval on her. She gave me treats, 'licks lips' snausages are my favorite. And.......

treated me like the Princess I am.

check out my fashionable, yet roomy 'Diva Dog' coat. And as you can see there is plenty of room for my backside area, ahem.

That's what I'm talkin' about. 'wiggles eyes'

and I got a fluffy bear. Mama's calls her Pissy, but I's call her Pinky.

She's my best bud aside from human companionship.

We had a blast, but alas it ended so soon. I enjoyed spending time with my new buddy, Chrissy. I hope she comes to visit us real soon. I was sad cause we had to leave but also because throughout our entire stay I was declined my rightful place to breakfast with doggie cuisine. I mean I stayed at a pet friendly hotel, the least they could do was feed me proper-like. I wanted room service but was not afforded such an option. Maybe next time? K, I'll settle for that, for now.

Mama says I partied too hard and got a little sickly. *Cough, cough* but I'm improving and will soon be barking at a corner near you.

My other bestest gift was from Mama, my new fleece bed. It's scrumptiously warm and inviting. Come on, I won't bite, join me.

This was me on Christmas morning. I waited up all night for Santa Paws and just had to take a quick pup snooze.

Tune in for my next blog - a continuation of my fun times at a pet friendly hotel in Alabama.

Till later, loving doggies and doggie lovers!