Halloween's For Canines TOO!

My Mama told me life was like a box of chocolates....oh wait a minute...I think that was Gumby.

'Shakes head'

That still doesn't sound right. And I'm not completely sure what chocolates are anyway although Mama makes sure I don't get near any. I've smelled chocolate before, that strong, luscious aromatic flavor sifting through...'holds nose high in the air with an intoxicating glare'......ahem, anyway I'm not sure what chocolate tastes like or even why I'm suddenly fixated on it.

I'm dressing up for Halloween.

Mama chuckled when I told her what my costume was. Give up?! I'm dressing up as a dog....a miniature dachshund to be more specific. You see I'm a human trapped in a fur covered canine body. I pull off the look of a canine pretty darn well, cause...well....Mama says I'm special like that.

So, my post will be short.

Mama came back from the store and I keep pacing around, dodging her intense stares as I shove my head in all three bags filled with poochie goodness. I recognize the Petsmart logo. Drives my Mama nuts that I'm gifted like that, but what can I say?

I'm a well-loved and pampered pooch!

Enjoy your day filled with nibbly morsels and the aroma of chocolate in the air!

Me? I'm a party animal....'cheesy grin'


Shelbs, the convinced human-canine companion